I could write about where I’m from and what I’ve done, but it still wouldn’t tell you who I am. Here are the basics: I love potatoes, puppies, and the Oxford comma. I like to write funny things in my spare time, I pride myself in being the right kind of extra, and my board game nights are out of control.
If you still want to know what I’m like, I’ve made a fun chart describing me based off of some characters that we all know and love.
25% Leslie Knope
I like to stay optimistic and believe in the best of people, I carry a lot of pride for my hometown, and I’m definitely a Harry Potter girl.
18% Liz Lemon
Nerdy writer with a slightly cynical side. Don’t you dare steal my sandwich.
15% Ilana Wexler
I’ve got hustle, I speak what’s on my mind, my friends mean the world to me, and my outfits can’t be beat.
10% Titus Andromedon
I tend to have a bit of a flair for the overdramatic, but I always pull myself together and get the job done.
8% Okoye (from Black Panther)
I’m not here for traditional gender roles, I’m here to kick butt.
6% Louise Belcher
A born leader with high levels of sass and sarcasm.
5% Mrs. Potts
I have a motherly instinct and believe that most things can be solved with some food, a good night’s sleep, and a bit of singing.
5% Carlos Ramon (from The Magic School Bus)
No one appreciates my puns, but at least I know I’m hilarious.
5% Inigo Montoya
I’m an extremely passionate person with an affinity for well-made swords. I’m also on a quest for a six-fingered man.
3% Dr. John A. Zoidberg
I may not always fit the mold, but still like to try and be friends with everyone.